the-last-teabender:

randomthunk:

elevenwholock:

- Romantic Time Traveler Boyfriend dating sim

 No but the names they give everyone i’m crying!

This…this is better than I would’ve thought possible.

And as we move into the final day of waiting, the hiatus reaches its most intense.

YES.

I want to _____ you.

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

Wow it would be amazing if I didn’t have to spend my whole life second guessing my social interactions with everyone, including my closest friends, ultimately causing me to withdraw from all the people around me because I feel like a burden.

#littleautismthings

90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!

2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!

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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!

Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?

2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens

2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

Fun little random one :3

sweetieslearnjapanese:

私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
Watashi no hobakurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu
My hovercraft is full of eels

  • This phrase is used in a sketch about a badly translated English-Hungarian phrasebook from the British TV comedy show, Monty Python’s Flying Circus. There’s a video of the sketch on youtube.

mugglebornheadcanon:

527. Sometimes a muggleborn starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the corridors and all the muggleborns in the corridor start shouting the lyrics leaving the purebloods completely confused.