dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

pxnkabed:

attn social justice bloggers: stop using empathy to mean “basic human decency”. ppl can have low empathy and still be moral and compassionate and good, and if the only thing keeping you from being completely morally bankrupt is that it would make you feel bad, you’re probably not so upstanding yourself.

colorsofsocialjustice:

kill-anime:

stormfennec:

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

Um no. Well not exactly. People don’t just feel entitled to women. Remember when one of the Sprouse twins had nudes that got leaked?

yeah, people don’t give a damn about celebrities’ personal space.

And there’s a rumor that the leaker was paid by TMZ to hack their iCloud accounts. It’s because society is obsessed with celebrities. If we stopped caring about their personal lives, no one would invade their privacy. 

-Indigo 

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

(Source: miadearden)

actualmaidequius:

"Lolita fashion is creepy because youre dressing like a toddler!!"

im sorry

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Whens the last time you saw a toddler this well dressed

(Source: kittenofrage)

sxizzor:

hypocean:

deedeedeebee:

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

you forgot
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

that falls under hilarious